The floor is lava!
Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via ahkep)
  • me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
  • friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
  • me: what the fuck i dont have time for this

(Source: sandandglass)

crossbowsandwalkers:

bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

image

The fucking caption on the picture is the funniest part though

The villain still pursues her

(Source: georgemallory)

princeowl:

if this internet prohibition shit ends up happening yall can catch me in the woods makin wifi moonshine